Everybody grab a politician and start charging them for sex!

That's the quickest way to earn money these days, and your odds are better than the lottery.

Since Eliot Spitzer's hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre was busted various media moguls are throwing millions of dollars at her.

Ashley (or "Kristen" as Gov. Spitzer called her) has already received a concrete offer from Larry Flynt to pose in Hustler. Penthouse magazine counter offered with an undisclosed amount.

Kick Ass Pictures has offerend "Kristen" another million to star in a porn for their company.

Georgi Vodka also offered Ashley "six figures" to be the face of a new vodka called "Vodka No. 9," playing off of Governor Spitzer's client number at the prostitution ring where Dupre was being pimped out.

Ashley says she was an aspiring singer before all of this came out and has already sold $200,000 worth of music since the scandal first made headlines.

I'm in the wrong business.

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