Even though he should be put in a pit with other prisoners to see who dies first, Michael Vick is evidently playing football in prison. No joke!

Falcons owner Arthur Blank says that Vick is the prison team quarterback. This really shouldn't be allowed! He's a dog killer, so he gets to play football in prison? That doesn't seem like hard time to me.

Blank told the Daily News that Vick writes that he is also washing pots and pans for 12 cents an hour. Wow, he's making money too.

Prison doesn't seem half-bad!

Vick was sentenced to 23 months in December after pleading guilty to federal dogfighting charges.