Perez Hilton passed lie detector about John Mayer kiss allegation

Evidently Perez Hilton passed a lie detector test to confirm claims that he did make out with singer John Mayer on New Years Eve.
This MUST be a joke!!
Perez played his own little "Moment of Truth" game with Us Weekly. Here's how it went:
Did you kiss John Mayer on the mouth? YES (True)
Did you use your tongue? YES (True)
Did John Mayer use his tongue? YES (True)
Was Jessica Simpson rubbing John Mayer’s crotch as you were making out? YES (True)
Do you think John enjoyed the kiss? YES (True)
Is John a good kisser? YES (True)
Are you speaking out to get publicity? NO (False)
Notice that Perez is doing it for publicity, but we already knew that.
This has to be a joke. Perez might be a part of Ashton Kutcher's new celebrity prank show.




