"Living Lohan" made its debut on E! Monday night, and if you might enjoy a momager wanna be played by Dina Lohan obsess over what people say about her pop star daughter who is referred to often but never seen (aka Lindsay Lohan).

Dina is also pushing her younger daughter Ali down that same path. Ali says she wants to be just like Lindsay.

Throughout the show, Dina acts like she hates the tabloids. Secretly she has to love it. She even pulled in nobody music producer Jeremy Green who will do anything for a little P.R. Green's "people" even pitched him out as a "star" of "Living Lohan." Later in the show, Dina wonders why Jeremy tells the tabloids that he is dating Lindsay... let's just say Dina is totally naive.

"Living Lohan" is going to get really boring really quickly if they don't drag Lindsay in soon!